On the first question, I joked to someone that he sounded a lot like Grandpa Simpson, going off on a rambling story that leads nowhere and has nothing to do with the comment that triggered it. After the next few questions, it was no longer funny.

“sundowning again”

As a man watching the debate alone, I got anxious as hell during that moment. It was terrifying.

Looking at the video, I just wanted to yell, “Put Grandpa to bed already! He’s sundowning again!”, so your kid is not off-base in his assessment.

Please, he couldn’t deal with her calling him out for shit he’d actually done. He got so amazingly offended every time she scored a point on his bad behavior/words; he didn’t even have the self-control to keep himself from just interrupting her and trying to talk over her.

Really? I’m a dude, and I thought it was creepy as hell. If I were out somewhere with a woman friend and some guy was standing like that, I’d find a way to warn her and help her escape.

It’s very invasive, very bullying body language. Fortunately, Clinton is unfazed by such schoolyard tactics, but that doesn’t make him any less creepy for doing it.

Jesus, really?

Can we stop this talking point that he is somehow a stronger candidate than most?

Because his supporters are different than Mitt and Gore’s. They don’t care about his terrible behavior because either they approve of it or they’re too busy being angry at Hillary and modern America.

I watched this with my cousin and her (extremely lovely) autistic son, who is 10. The child kept remarking on how Trump needed a nap. It’s possible the kid was projecting- it was past his bedtime- but he was far less cranky and fidgety than the candidate over 90 minutes.

I desperately wanted her to “accidentally” step backwards and spear his foot with her heel or jab him in the abdomen with her elbow. Whoops, totally didn’t expect you to be standing so close when you’re supposed to be sitting in that chair conveniently placed next to the podium with a notepad for you to take notes and…

Remember when Al Gore sighed and said something about the internet and how it helped to ruin his campaign? Or remember Mitt and his “binders of women” comment? How is it that Trump has managed to skate by and bounce back from much worse?

This shit for real raised my heart rate just watching it happen. Too many flashbacks to creepy men hovering and invading my personal space.

That moment where he went up right behind her and just stood there staring while she talked made me so uncomfortable. I watched with a bunch of friends and all the women thought it was so creepy and none of the men could understand why.

i’m bad at the maths, what’s 1/3 of 77 cents on the dollar, exactly?

“Unless....gasp! My luggage!”

Knowing Drumpsterfire, he’ll say her performance as campaign manager wasn’t “good enough” and he’ll refuse to pay her, like he’s done with so many other contractors over the years.

“.. unless Trump offers me 1/3rd of what I’m owed”

“....unless the check bounces.”