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“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point. “Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Good to know this apple managed to get a good bounce and roll far from the tree.

I’m just waiting for Ivanka to switch over to Clinton. I’m also looking forward to 2020 when Cruz’s daughters openly campaign against their father.

As someone noted below, I am actually updated enough on my celesbian affairs to know that Annie and Cara broke up. Annie has been spotted around town with Kristen Stewart, but who knows.

Cara and Annie Clark (St. Vincent) are over and NOW Annie has been seen with Kristen Stewart! dun dun dunnnn

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

I am jealous. I have it bad for Abbi. Incidcentally, I have it bad for Carrie as well!

Because there’s a hurricane coming for half of us and the other half just really want some fun gossip this Thursday, thankyouverymuch.

I’m really behind in my celesbian hot goss apparently. Wasn’t Carrie dating Taylor Schilling?

Not to be outdone, Donald Trump went full Hermione Grainger last night and told a crowd of Nevadans that it’s pronounced “nuh-VAA-daa.”

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Literally the Ann Veal of presidential candidates. Him?

What I also think is annoying about this whole “career politician BAD!” movement that has people not caring that Trump has no political experience whatsoever (‘He’s an outsider, we need someone like that!’) is: in what field is NOT having any experience an positive trait that will help rather than hinder you? Would

I can’t for the life of me figure out why Kaine didn’t hit back at the “career politician” slur. I kept waiting for him to ask Pence “So, what the hell does that make you?” Mike Pence has been running for office since 19-fucking-88. Before that? He was an attorney...for 2 years.

This just absolutely has my blood boiling. We’re shitting on Kaine because he spoke the truth too aggressively and praising Pence for confidently, sociopathically lying his ass off. All I’ve gotten from the reaction to this debate is “Truth and fact don’t matter. Lie like your life depends on it. As long as you say it

yeah I don’t get that. Pence managed to be a subtle bigot instead of a raging bigot? so he won - by appearing less obviously horrible if you weren’t listening to the words coming out of his mouth? hooray?

Politics is so stupid. Pence was declared the victor because he was the ultimate stereotype of a sleazy politician? He stayed calm and lied well under pressure? Hooray! Pence is a liar on the order of a common sociopath! Congratulations you have won the debate! He kept ramming Kaine about being a “career politician”

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.