One of the other junior highs near mine did cats. I would have vomited and been scarred for life.

We dissected sharks in 7th grade. I remember what it smelled like, what it was like to cut the skin away from the fat, and I remember the claspers. That is it.

Not a joke - sorry! It’s called prolapse.

Kegels strengthen your pelvic floor muscles - so it helps!

Yeah - it’s kind of like that! Once at work I was asked to gather images of adult male circumcision complications for some trainings an OB/Gyn was doing. I still have nightmares.

LOL - so you will start doing your kegels now!

It’s called prolapse, and you do NOT want to do a google image search for it. Look at this page and scroll down at your own risk!

It’s called prolapse, and you do NOT want to do a google image search for it. Look at this page and scroll down at your own risk!

Sad to say, this can happen. It’s called prolapse, and you do NOT want to do a google image search for it. Look at this page and scroll down at your own risk!

I work with ob/gyns and posted this on facebook - and they said this is definitely possible! Can’t wait to hear the stories next week. That’s a great thing about OB/Gyn - the stories! One of my faves is of a woman who was watching tv on her couch, leaned over to get the chips, fell off her couch and her uterus…

Yes! Or you lose one glove - and gloves are no longer available at any store anywhere. OR, the dry cleaner shrinks your winter coat and you can’t replace it bc no one sells them anymore (true story from winter 2015!!).

I feel like it would really be helpful if Jesus could come do some kind of continuing ed class to update people on his current views on such topics as LGBT rights, women’s equality. Is that too much to ask? It would really help.

last winter I (an atheist) was literally praying for snow - like 10 feet of snow. I just wanted some snow days so badly - and we never ever close for snow, or cold.

that is called second winter - and it does suck. It sucks even more because clothing manufacturers are putting out bathing suits and shorts and what you want is a NEW DAMNED SCARF and you need a new coat BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO WEAR THAT DAMNED DOWN COAT ONE MORE DAY YOU ARE SERIOUSLY GOING TO LOSE YOUR SHIT.

except it would be great if the language was a little less sexist!

Where are the witches???!!!

I loved Titus!

I got a boat load of cardigans from old navy this summer. Maybe try them?

wait - what?

I watch CBS right up till GMA starts, then switch back. It used to be that the local CBS news was the only one that covered any kind of actual news- but that has been changing, sadly. At least they stopped reading viewers’ tweets- that was horrific.