Point of order: He does not do relationships well. He does toxic fucking relationships well.

Look, I don't want to belabor the 'Moffat has some shitty views about women' thing too much, but we have really one major example of how Moffat handles relationships, Amy and Rory, and that was a couple that split up—after he…

Right?! I found a video on youtube where someone edited together pretty much every Malcolm rant/swear in the entire show and set it to the 1812 Overture. It's fucking brilliant and makes me fall over laughing every time, and I've probably watched it about 20 times now.

Oh, he shuts him down, does he?

Shouldn't this be labeled as a sponsored post?

The director had the actors eat real wolf meat. Sorry, that's not a requirement for a good performance.

The scratch-n-sniff stickers have probably lost their scent by now.

This is so much more fun to talk about than that scene.

Dragons are the original drones.

Can this site stop being so shitty, Shame on you for using Beyoncé as headline for this accomplish woman. You know that she was a thing way before Beyoncé using her work right?

Well, it also helps control the people who wear the other rings. That's where the Nazgul came from, remember.

Here it is!

Pulp Fiction - suitcase

The Spice must flow.

This stuff in Avatar was even given a dumb-ass name to show its MacGuffininity (Unobtainium):

The Dragon Balls

This is what first sprang to mind, but upon reflection, I'll have to disagree.

The Infinity Gauntlet

Yeah, but they're not really proper Skrulls.

That's a pretty convincing Daniel Craig face

It's not sci-fi or fantasy, well, it may be Tommy Wiseau's fantasy...