"It's in the review."

"Are you going to tell me that jedi council dude with no legs also fights with a lighsaber? What a menace he must be."

He should have just barred his home door shut…

But have you been to a Burger King???

Unsuccessful Pulp Fiction reference…. I was all ready with a, Scientologists are still called Scientologists, but they call them "Les Scientologists" response….

Do you know what the call a Mormon missionary in France???

I have the feeling that Frisbee is a euphemism here.

I think it is spelled H-A-N-N-I-T-Y plumcot…

"So if there are 3.5 billion females on Earth, that means there are 7 billion boobs out there."

Tell us more about the good boobs…

Yes.  The redundancy of that headline kills me for some reason….

But Colonel Gentleman, becoming a cynical shell of a man is what separates us from the animals…

And where oh where is the song that explains surrealist humor?  That would probably help out Puggles the wonder-Beagle a lot….

I am aware of all of that…. and stop calling us Shirley.

Kirk Cameron should be free to express his moral views on social issues, especially those that were the underpinning of Western Civilization for 2000 years, for example like say slavery, without being slandered, accused of hate speech or told to bend his moral beliefs to your standards.

What is with all this faith, yes faith, in science, which has yet to answer the incontrovertible problem of the Crocoduck….

Have you ever considered maybe they cut just to feel?!?

El Crab, you can be my wingman in a zombie apocalypse anytime…

It's possible your posts had an impact, but I prefer to attribute this to the Great Tebow Awakening of late 2011…   Praise be unto Him.  *takes a knee and prays*

Same AVERAGE volume?  Ohhhhh, I cannot wait for the commercials that START WITH YELLING, and transition quickly to text only silence….