The lie is a cake!

Does the junk in that photo really qualify as a "lab"??? Cooks these days, no pride of craftsmanship…

For the record? There's a porn record now? I guess I can stop clearing my history every hour then.

That is NOT how you spell Sununu, and when ISN'T it time for the former governor of New Hampshire and long time Crossfire-er…

We're only posting things that are necessary now???

Less filled with shorter penises than expected.

Excelsior!

Won't SOMEONE think of the children!?!

Lord Palmerston!

This complaint is just a camoflauged Avatar idea-theft claim, with concepts borrowed from the GI Joe Retaliation idea-theft claim and renamed as a Trouble With the Curve idea-theft claim.

But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in New York!

Darn it, now I have to take Ktotwf out to dinner…  Mmmmmm… dating loophole!

"'Who is the bigger fool?  The fool, or the fool that watches his movies?'   Old Ben Kenobi"

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and realized they were stuck on a shitty desert planet.  I fear nothing terrible has happened.

Yeah, he'd be the Dustin Hoffman equivalent from the original trilogy…

Lucas was considering digitally replacing Liam Neeson with DDL in a re-release of The Phantom Menace.

I dunno, are the people around you real or just a figment of your imagination; that seems more like a Philip K. Dick thing…   You got Dicked!

Go look for us.  Out by the old barn.  Come alone…

I never thought this would happen to me, but every word is true.  I am a co-ed at a small southwestern liberal arts college…

Speedos.  Great undergarment or greatest undergarment?