I am the one that bids… on rocks…

The winner will be showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!

Why won't my iPhone let me type hell?  I sure as hell can't tell you I learned about hell if I don't type hell can I?

There is no god!

My cat is the plaintiff in Fluffles the Magnificent v. The Estate of Marvin Gaye.

Call a doctor if your slight erection lasts longer than 4 hours…

Punk, quarterback punk.

Vaya con dios, brah!

[Throws pitbull]…

You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta go down.

I am an FBI agent.

Most non-triumphant.

We could try adding some food coloring…

You got one part of that wrong.  This is not a commemorative challenge coin designed by Vince Gilligan…

Oh, cmon Donna…

Great, now I have to change my Facebook status… Thanks Miller… Jerk.

I am the one that knocks — on wood! 

Excellent question Scarlet Beetle.

Sounds like a large helping of table-side-made guacamole.

Table side….