Until you become a V.I. Pee!

I always had Lori pegged as a home-schooler….

Pitt the Elder!

Shouldn't everyone else star at -10 for not preemptively shooting her, or -100 For not having let her check out on her own? *peers intently at Dale*

See, mission accomplished (and not in the W sense) TWD writers. They heard the criticisms and said, "fuck you hipsters." Don't like the show that you keep watching, we could make it oh so much worse.

Well, only a bite or anal…

Maybe you should see if Djur needs a new roommate…

Can a lesson be both condescending and unnecessary?  The only reason I read these boards is my insatiable need for condescension…

All I know is that my pumpkin futures have gone through the god damn roof from August until Friday!  I have not checked how they are doint as of today… I'm sure the demand trend will have continued though, what could have changed in two days???

But do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Japan?

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare???

3. The video omits when Homer kills Zombie Flanders… 

Keep reaching for that rainbow!

I do eyes. Just, just eyes.

Apologies to DJ 3000, who I overlooked. Clearly DJ got the reference. Same episode.

Sigggghhhhhh, no one got a very, very obvious Simpsons reference??? On this board??? Unless DCRJ was doing a stealthy subsequent Lisa quote.

So the Rememberer is actually Senator Al Franken?

But the show would be better still if the Rememberer were in fact an elephant partnered with a jaded and world weary detective phoning it in at work until retirement, but whose career is rejuvenated all thanks to this feisty feline.

P.S. instead of correcting the punctuation in my Simpsons quotes how about helping me find my damn keys, john barleycorn, if that is your real name…

Oh gosh, no I haven't seen them Billington. Yeah, they aren't on the counter in the usual spot. Jeez…