I'll get you next time john barleycorn!!! Next time!!!

Sold! But I'm more of a dog lover than a cat person. Can my evil familiar be a black Lab?

This week's episode, "The Rememberer and the Rosetta Stone"

Damnit, beaten to the lost keys reference by Billingham…

This week, the Rememberer solves the case of my missing god damn car keys.

Hater… twitter edition.

In fairness, Wolf Blitzer was expecting the Penis Mightier category to come up in double jeopardy. He was also studied up on Catch The Semen.

Brevity… is wit.

From premierespeakers.com/carrie…

Where's my elephant?!?

I can't abide more than once a week myself.

I'd sell my soul to Billy Corgan for a Donut!

bascule: He's not on the bus on Tuesdays…

Mmmm Skycake. The red string may (according to the never wrong Wikipedia) be a Kaballah thing — a talisman to ward off the evil eye.

Kerouac's correct. Andy's Phyrrhic victory was over the potatoes, not Tennille.

I'm with you Senor…. I despise reality shows of all stripe, but cannot stop watching cooking related ones. I'll watch HK and hate myself later, and of course I watched Iron Chef (the original not the American travesty) WAY more than I should.

"The funny thing is that it's proven not to work in Europe and Canada. Massachusetts passed a law almost identical to what the President wants to do, and it's been a disaster for health care there."

Dual US-Canadian citizen living in Canada.

Just wait til Love Happens opens…

Please use the bat to kill Julia Roberts, and knee-cap her niece for good measure… Do this for all humanity Jessica, I beg you…