Please use the handgun to kill Julia Roberts, and wing her niece for good measure… Do this for all of humanity Nummy, I beg you…

That's fine, just avert your gaze as you do your shameful, dirty business like the rest of us do. Or try a blindfold… it's liberating and hawt…

10 bucks 15 year old chavez would have kicked the crap out of all you three year olds…

Ah, the old "Dropping the Banker Bomb" defense.

He should immediately move for a bad court thingy…

You rest your case?

I have always loved the word assuage. I rarely get to use it.

Concerns about price point for any product limit his endorsement opportunities.

Or a hand to a loose seal.

Given how complicated the directions were for the Hug Machine TomWaits linked, I'm pretty sure there is little risk of development of a widely available retail model of a Hate Machine.

@ Santos: That's really the neighbourhood's problem, not mine! Please send $1 to Sorry Dude. Just because something is easy doesn't mean it does not deserve a gadget.

PT: I got good use outta my sammich maker too… that's why the teflon flaked off making it more of a bread shredder than anything.

TomWaits I am now deeply in your debt. That is awesome…

Brown Hornet, in this house we butter our bacon!

And that machine was also awesome… not almost unbearable… I think the Hate-o-meter is off this week.

The "full Irish breakfast" is worth it just for the Guiness and whiskey.

I'm sorry, we're AGAINST an automatic pancake making machine???

Time to arm the Banker Bomb.

Sure BK, but: 1) it's tough to have anything Lebowski related that's not inherently pretty darn good; and 2) it's mostly good because the "Memorable Quotes" section pretty much reiterates the entire script, just in no particular order.

You had me at Corvette.