NASA wants to go to Mars. And Obama has turned NASA over to Muslim outreach, in case you’ve forgotten.

My elderly cat has just spent the day shagging every cuddly toy in the house. I gave up trying to stop him, he just moved on to another teddy.

“I’m forgiven,” she said. “Washed clean.”

Circa 1990, when I was in kindergarten, a 1st grade boy brought a gun to school and threatened someone with it. The teacher took it off him, but the only results was they called his parents. The school wasn’t exacuated.

My highschool science teacher set up an experiment where we had guess if different things would/wouldn’t burn, explain our reasoning, then test. Turns out steel wool will burn, and fill the school with noxious smoke. No-one got arrested.

When I moved to this area I couldn’t bring all my kit and consoles, so all I had was my laptop. I went into the second-hand game and DVD shop in town, which sells games going all the way back to the NES days. However, when I asked the man behind the counter where the PC game section was, he actually laughed in my face…

My wife and I made private arrangements online. Our donor is a lovely man, and local, and he certainly wouldn’t have qualified to the national clinic’s standards since he’s not 6ft and he’s not a PhD, or from Birmingham (which is over 150 miles from us anyway!).

My wife and are just lazy :p

So if a man and woman make love in the shower, does she have to refrain from soaping up in there as well? Instead, wait until he gets out and then fill the tub? Is she even allowed to get wet, or is that related to cleaning?

If you want to put out a product “inspired” by a recent tragedy or disaster, you should donate in support of a related cause. Otherwise, just admit it’s about making money, whatever your intentions.

Maybe the “face”, including the eyes, mouth etc, are just decorative mimicry? Like the false “eyes” on the wings of butterflies.

That stereotype again? Come on, that’s so cliched! We have so many other things you could make fun of!

My tip : Be Nice to People. It’s amazing how much help people are willing to give you when you’re decent, polite and friendly. Respect the locals, accept advice, thank people who help you and just shrug off the ones who are rude.

Isn’t it against the law to force someone to marry under duress? I know they technically had a “choice”, but the choice of marriage or prison doesn’t exactly sound reasonable or balanced.

Hey, professional farting can be big business. Roland the Farter, who danced for Henry II, got a 30 acre estate for providing unum bumbulum every Christmas. Not a bad line of work - maybe it’s time for a comeback? God knows a regular job barely cuts it in this economy.

I remember learning in Medieval History at uni that traditionally the jester was the only person allowed to criticize or ridicule the king.

Blessings upon them for the wedding, and again for how they spent it! I hope they’ll have a happy marriage together.

I shouldn’t find that funny. I wouldn’t find that funny... but it just looks so elegant. I can just picture the dick-swan gliding, followed by a gaggle of it’s adorable dick-cygnets. So majestic.

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I give away books mid-read if I’m not enjoying them, but if I make it to the end I’m basically keeping it forever. I have to do a yearly purge once we reach the point where books are stacked on the floor in front of the shelf.