I’ve never had a wedding hook-up. However, at my best mate’s wedding, where I was one of the bridesmaids, I was propositioned by the bride’s 12-year-old nephew. I’m not sure he knew exactly what was supposed to happen in these encounters, but clearly had the idea that it involved offering to buy me a drink and the…

I’m struck by how much of the graffiti is in English. I know English is taught early in schools, and I’m assuming some of that has to be cultural osmosis from American tv.

And it happened in Cwmbran! Gotta share this, especially since the biscuit factory actually gets a shout out from Goldie Lookin Chain...

You can just see the track in this pic. It was such a good idea at the time...

I thought it would be romantic if I proposed on the top of Constitution Hill, which is about 300ft up and reached by a zig-zagging hiking path. We hadn’t expected the sun to be as hot as it was, and had to stop 3/4 of the way. I asked then and I’m shocked she said yes, rather than be cheesed-off I’d dragged her up the…

I love cloth nappies (diapers). After the sheer amount of waste and expense from disposables, I’m happy to shell out for a pack of cloth ones that will last years.

My wife did during the ceremony, but I didn’t start the reception. The corseting sewn into the bodice of my dress shifted when I had to sit and stand repeatedly for the toasts, turning my awesome dream dress into to a satin iron maiden. I had to get out of that dress like yesterday, and on top of all the stress and…

the closet behind it is always unlocked, so that a female patron could check to make sure no one’s spying on her before she uses the bathroom

I went we my wife summer 2013 and we actually found it really hard to buy things there. The building is divided into zones by toy brand, and you can only ring up toys from certain zones at certain registers. This isn’t usually a problem - since the correct register is often close and obvious - so most people don’t…

Here it’s required that price signs also list how much the item is per kilo/gram. So for example if you think it’s a great deal to get onions already sealed in a bag for 99p, you can look and see that they’re actually 10 or even 20p more expensive per kilo than the loose ones. Livesaver.

Jennifer Coolidge. I don’t know if she can sing, but she can certainly hum...

The movie is already so choked with CGI, I'm shocked they're using real actors.

It's New York, not East Bumfluff. There are hundreds of restaurants. Some blocks are nothing but eating establishments - you'll find something else.

The only time I care about page 3 is if I'm sending things in the mail. Don't pack your nan's Christmas present in leftover newspaper until you've checked it all first...

I read this article and started explaining Puppy Surprise to my wife, and how you'd get different numbers of puppies and they had random spot patterns and ear textures and open or closed eyes - no lie, I got very excited.

What if you live in a country where midwives are the norm for every pregnant woman? Are we all honorary members of the White Club?

I liked that it talked frankly about some of the awkward parts of growing up.

I got my dress from a shop in a market town maybe an hour from my village. Super easy. They were absolutely lovely people, everyone was really helpful and relaxed. We knew from the outset that we weren't going to have a Perfect Wedding - we're poor, both our families are bonkers, there were way too many children…

All I remember from Sex Ed is a production of wall-sized slide projections. Here is a willy with the clap. Here is a willy with herpes. Here is a willy with chlamydia. Just don't have sex, kids...