NSFW for actors pretending to be actors pretending to shag.

That's not European, to start with, it's actually from an independent toy business in California. We sold those in the toy store I used to work for. Sturdy, and the kid's loved them, but they weren't easy to clean once they got grubby.

Yes, there is no scientific proof that they work or have any special significance to the individual. But damn it if they don't help me put my thoughts in order.

"Your parents didn't tell you? That you're adopted. Cause you're hella white, man. You didn't think something was weird about that?"

I don't eat breakfast at home because of time and money.

My mother said the same, that she would have been happier and more successful if she'd not had children (she owns two businesses, but there you go). Also, she would have left my father if it wouldn't have been a chore dividing up the house and assets. Her mother told her the same thing for years, but if you point out…

It really can vary.

My wedding vows were completely realistic and relevant to my life now - meaning that the children talked and interrupted constantly throughout, ran up and down the aisle and yanked all the flowers out of the displays. My mother-in-law also talked through the vows, correcting the children that those were sheep out in…

Same. Looked like Spock until I was in Highschool

This would be outright illegal here in the UK, where you have to demonstrate a prior relationship and announce the wedding at least 4 weeks in advance.

In highschool I used to stay up until midnight so I could sneak into the kitchen to watch the uncut versions of that day's anime. I had sit really close to the TV so I could hear it, since the sound had to be way down, like to level 2. It was worth it to see all the uncensored blood dribbles and scary words, like…

Double points - creepy and racist!

Many years ago, when I worked in a toy store, the female staff were regularly hit on, usually by dads who'd dumped their kids in the play area (although one literally greasy guy chewing a toothpick tried to pick up all of us in turn).

I had to give up on TS3 in the end, the lag was unbearable and it took forever to get anything done. I went back to TS2.

My nana had the same feeling towards me, because I'm not named after a saint. She was afraid I would go to Hell (my brother was named Michael to patch things up)

Sadly, I know that. I was trying to head off the obvious responses of "you just don't like it because it's different / nostalgia goggles" etc. I'm not actually a TMNT fan beyond the fact that I was born in the 80s, so my post is purely from a visual standpoint.

Yes, messing with a classic design is a terrible risk, but there are also the pure basics of design and character creation.

We had to stop sharing my wife's touchscreen phone with our niece, who's three. She is too young still to manage most of the tot games, and breaks down in frustrated tears when they don't work.

Is it only for Google.com (not, say .co.uk)? I can't find any Pokemon at any of the locations other posters have.