I'm sure that your intentions are good, but the fact that you've had to repeatedly explain why you alone think it is racist is a hint that, in this case, you're seriously over-thinking this.

The person who comes to your home/tv club/movie night - where the sated purpose of the event is to watch something - and brings their laptop. Then they play WoW or Pokemon emulations the whole time. Afterwards, when everyone is talking about the show/film, they want to talk about something else. My university Film…

I felt like crying after reading this. Measles has been cropping up again here in the UK as well, something I'm frightened about as we plan to start having kids in a few years. How high will the rate be by then?

The mind boggles...

Yes, Katy Perry dressing up as Candyland Cleopatra and using religious symbols (however inadvertently) was annoying.

Going through Newark International, a customs officer took my stuffed pterodactyl from my bag and walked off with it. Turns out he wanted to pester some workers at another station by flapping it around their faces. In the meantime, I'm standing barefoot with my bag half unpacked, waiting for him to stop screwing…

Birds come from eggs, so were considered less offensive. Even that was a bit hazy - certain migrating geese were believed to hatch from barnacles. For the longest time, how fish reproduced was only poorly understood.

I bet you even bathe with your hair loose and uncovered, shameless woman!

Sex during pregnancy could distort the baby. It's almost as bad for you as looking at horses or the moon! Or riding in a carriage too fast. Or being exposed to sunlight and fresh air - don't you know they carry miasmas?

Side note: red meat was also forbidden on holy days / Sundays / Lent / Advent for the same reasons - meat comes from animals, and animals arrive by fornication and live birth. And that means SEX. Fleshy red meats turned the mind and body to thoughts of flesh and sex, so stick to birds and fish and repentance.

Equinox is chasing me down a dirt road at 2am before running me down in its late-model Toyota pick-up?