The Countess definitely got arrested in Palm Beach better. She kicked a pig and said she’s “going to kill you all.”

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

Or maybe they don’t like wet tampon strings...

Total bummer. It irritates me that the press fawns on her like some savior - hopefully she’s changed, but back then she was the worst kind of opportunist with seemingly no limit. Look, it’s hard to work at Hooters and come away with respect from others (or for yourself), but when your coworker is selling sex under the…

Definitely an odd family. I worked with Shanelle a long time ago at the ever classy Hooters and she was a piece of work in so many ways. Manic describes it well. I will never forget when she got caught taking pics of her snatch and boobs with the polaroid in the bathroom and selling them to the highest bidder. She was…

The Ariel Winter parent saga seems really unfortunate all around. Her mother is clearly a piece of work, but where was her father when she was a minor? He just didn’t support her or take her in?

I think you and the OP are confusing her with Miranda Kerr. Lima was married for many years to an NBA player and only divorced last year. Kerr is the one who “happens” to date only billionaires and is notoriously mean and dumb.

Also, like, okay you built your whole career on this and made millions. NOW you’re gonna take this stance? It’s awfully convenient now that she’s “older” and there are other younger models. Or maybe I’m just way too cynical...

Maybe she just needed to wash a comforter or something that was too big for her washer! That’s my #1 laundromat-going reason.

Yeah I was confused by that. If it was a rental, then how would she be able to sell it? She wasn’t the owner.

If at first you are struck by the home’s modesty (it’s just $1.4 million!)

Okay, so apparently searches for this person have skyrocketed on Pornhub recently

Corey. I think of you so often. Not sure how to put this exactly, but I was Corey’s dads drug dealer in the 90’s. Such a long story, but I was his marijuana hook-up. I became very close friends with him and his people. He had a talent agency called Nu, or maybe, “New” Talent. I don’t recall. I’m not in the right mind…

Did I just witness some forensic cosmetology shit?

I always preferred Leslie & Ben to Jim and Pam.

Wasn’t there a whole thing where whatever that TV show was that built these gorgeous, colossal homes for people in need wound up with the people basically fucked because they couldn’t afford the monthly costs? (specifically the taxes)

Let’s not beat around the bush here.

As a gender studies major, I shall accept the gauntlet!