I think there are two kind of pet owners. The kind who immediately get another pet and those that grieve and wait until they’re ready to get another pet. I can see how the getting another pet right after yours passed would seem unsavory. Like they’re just replaceable freeloaders to you. My dog isn’t replaceable but…

There were so many lamps but I honestly was never more depressed about my living situation than that damn loft. The entire place just made me sad. I need ample natural light and ample lighting at night to feel happy and centered in my home. I have both of those things now there are 10 light fixtures in my remodeled…

I’m immediately gonna get a new dog. If it’s sudden. If I know it’s coming I’m gonna get a second dog before it happens. It seems callous and uncaring but I feel like if I don’t get a dog/have a dog after my little boobella dies, I’ll never have a dog again. She’s my first and I love her more than anything and the…

A friend has a shih tzu with only one eye and I gotta say of the two, I like the one eyed dog better. It’s just more adorable. I get feeling guilt and bad though. My dog has a fatty lipoma and any time I touch it i feel like the literal worst person alive.

Are you brushing it after curling?

Offspring. It’s on Netflix. Basically it’s an Australian obgyn with a family with zero boundaries and it’s great. The first season kind of feels like a stand alone show because a lot of the first season doesn’t inform the rest of the seasons. Like her abusive ex husband who is kinda played for laughs like oh he’s just…

I lived in a mill turned lofts place once. No overhead lights. And because it was a mill and there were only windows on the outside they had these huge cutouts in the interior walls to give natural light. And no overhead lighting. I legitimately have never hated any place more than the mills. I’m with your husband.…

I guess everyone is telling their celeb run in stories now. I met Hillary Clinton a few years after her first run. My best friends mom is a special event coordinator for a university and she knew just attending would be special for me so she made sure I had a prime seat. She takes me into a room backstage and I just…

Puppies. Sarah was right.  

I think you’re thinking of bananas.

Up your svu game. It was the episode response to pizzagate. Spoiler alert: there’s an episode about Casey Anthony with Hillary Duff

My dad just always wants to have that door open if my brother wants to enter it. He says that my dad paid for college, law school, cars, and rent years past when he shouldn’t have. Thats what dad’s are. People who see dreams and make them happen. So fuck that dude who didn’t want to make thing happen for him.

I’m not adopted but my oldest brother is actually my half brother and our dad adopted him. Dad is dad and my brother has no interest in finding his bio dad but my dad still has a private investigator make sure he can still find the dude every 5 years or so just in case my brother changes his mind. I’m only telling you…

I loveeeeee reddit relationships on the worst possible way. I love it in the bad way. Most of the time the poster knows they are wrong and they can’t even spin it to make them sound like the aggrieved party. It’s delicious to read a thread when everyone agrees that yes you are a lazy ungrateful person who honestly…

If you venture over to Reddit/ the Internet you will see that a woman wanting a wedding or caring about their engagement/wedding ring is an absolute deal breaker. Caring about the wedding? She only wants a wedding not a marriage.

Hey, just so you know, you can care about your wedding, your appearance in general, and the appearance of your wedding and still have a great marriage. Seriously.

You da best tho

This is a super solid comment and I agree totally. However it’s gonna be lacking in stars because it’s a tough one to star.

Ladies night has changed meaning in the last 5-10 years. Before ladies night was ladies come here for cheap drinks with all your lady friends because you’re bait for the creepy dudes who are only showing up because we’re advertising you! Some places still do the creepy ladies nights but by in large they’re now “can we…

If you were arrested there’s already that hurdle to overcome. Looking exactly like what you were arrested for doesn’t help you shift the narrative I guess the caveat is if you’re a pedophile under no circumstance should you smile. Pedo smile is a thing