I had a j school professor tell the class once if we ever get arrested to calm down long enough to smooth your hair, if you have on makeup wipe away the smudges, and plaster on an award winning smile. That photo is forever so you might as well make it a good one and maybe it’ll even blend into the google image…

Agreed. Tinsley is too embarrassed about her arrest which is part of why she’s so sad and depressing. Luann will shrug it off and say oh you’d get shitfaced and kick a cop too if you had the year I had. And shut up Sonja you’re still the worst drunk on the cast!

Maybe because they didn’t want pee strings chillin in their underpants. I find it shocking that they would be naive enough to think you physically cannot urinate with a tampon in but they feel open enough to tell someone else about their tampon changing habits.

I want to make you some soup and a cup of tea. But I also wanna hear all the gossip. You have lived a thousand lives it seems.

Oh, no. Just because a woman changes her tampon ever time she pees doesn’t mean she thinks that pee and period are same place. It’s because you tinkle and tinkle probably gets on the string. So now it’s a soggy pee pee tampon string.

I’m not happy to hear that I got the right impression from her and that she has a history of manipulating younger women to her will. That’s a bummer.

Because she didn’t want the republicans to be proven right that if we allow gay marriage what stops society from doing zanny things like marrying animals?

Best guess? She started going by Chrystal when it was big in rap songs but didn’t ask Jeeves how it was spelled?

I get a real bad vibe from the entire family. I remember reading about the emancipation and thinking her sister seems like a bad actor too.

Ad block won’t even let me see tmz. Any of them. It’s always a blank black screen.

I hope my dog loves me that much. We walk the damn thing at least four but aim for six times a day, it eats mostly gourmet organic chicken and vegetables dog food with a little bit of expensive as hell kibble, and she’s always snuggled up with someone on the couch or in bed. Would she perk up if I went on a long trip…

I mean, fair. I do take umbridge with him saying the assumption is that she’s not smart enough or not capable enough to write it herself. Because that wasn’t my assumption. At all. But nice to see where his head is at.

You speak too soon, my friend! The last time I saw him on my tv screen it was on some bobo cable channel like the discovery eh we don’t know where else to play this garbage channel and he was the host of a show called Total Blackout. I thought it was gonna be something about drinking. Nope. It was fear factor except…

I’m not discounting your experience. I’m sorry you had such a rough insertion and I’m glad it presumably made up for its first impression.

So this is a fight between two former friends who both are doing ad content for shitty and cheap dresses and have no originality when it comes to picking backdrops and their hovels of homes make shooting #OOTD shots not possible.

Those commercials have bothered me for awhile. Moms don’t get sick the premise is we aren’t packed for vacation and you’re all running amuck or it’s Julie’s birthday tomorrow. Dad’s don’t get sick days are like oh he has a toddler or oh he has to walk his daughter down the aisle. Moms don’t get sick days because Mom…

I’m sorry that I’m gonna come hard at you out of the gate. I’m so sick of the anecdotes stories being shared on the internet that IUD insertion is on par with childbirth. It’s such a great form of birth control and by in large once someone gets it, they LOVE it. It’s not true for all but true for most.

Just shove it in the washer and do an extra rinse and spin cycle and throw some tennis balls in with it in the dryer. Join the dark side!

Yup. Entirely correct. I was thinking about the one who was married to Orlando bloom

I’m in no way shaming her for this and I’m all for her doing it. She only dates billionaires. Like millionaires aren’t even on her radar. So when you are a millionaire and you got that sweet sweet billionaire cash from your boyfriend (husband? Husbands?) it’s pretty easy to take some stances.