Have you never been to a zoo? Your post just seems judgmental especially in the face of death. Maybe zoos do suck, but why are they dumbass hicks and not also children in wonder, why is she an imbecile when it’s not like they go around handing out zoo jobs and she probably had an extensive wealth of knowledge about…

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

Thankfully, no access to much of anything also limits access to potent drugs so the attempts are probably taking all the aspirin they can find or leaving the motor running in a garage. Still, the distress is very real, these people aren’t going through some emo phase or even crying out for attention.They see no other…

Please note that DeBeers continues to be a garbage company who are totally indifferent to the misery that their product brings to everyone involved in harvesting their overpriced baubles.

I haven’t lived there in 2 years, but I feel like the city just continues to get more out of control. I’m not sure if it’s more coverage of these horrible acts (e.g. The ‘Old West’-style dinner robberies, attempted execution of the Tulane student trying to save a woman from being kidnapped, and general shootings), but…

You mentioned the low hanging fruit, though.

That photo of Pierre Thomas I find especially heartbreaking. Kind of drives home how fucking pointless and tragic the entire this encounter was for me I guess. I can’t even imagine being on scene where a former teammate was murdered, let alone over something as goddamn stupid as a fenderbender.

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

This is really messed up. I'm on the corner where it happened. People are saying it was a fender bender that got heated. I was here when they took his wife away on a stretcher. She was yelling for Will. Really tragic.

I would pay good money to watch Bartolo Colon play Pablo Sandoval in some sort of hybrid 1 on 1 fat guy baseball league next year.

Colloidal Silver is not classified as a PED, those fools!

With diminishing returns on all the Danadrol, HGH, and testosterone he’s been taking to extend his career, a desperate Bartolo Colon turned to the one PED he hasn’t yet tried, Uranium-238.

In related news, AB InBev has purchased all MLB teams as part of an effort to keep an actual Beer out of ballparks.

Future Hot Take: “Beer overpriced, nowhere to be found late in game”

The Kuiper Belt’s a ring of asteroids that encircles our entire solar system. It’s very, very, big. But not as big as Pablo Sandoval’s belt, because he is fat.

Pablo Sansabelt.

For those keeping track, the title of largest intact belt is now held by Kuiper.

Honestly, he was probably just thought he heard a teammate call for a pass but was flummoxed by all the crowd noise.

We can make fun of him all we want, but tomorrow morning he’s going to wake up living in Tahiti.

The USA is going to get new French cars before Quebec. Heh.