Agreed. Though they could just move their dumb magazines online: give you free access to DumbUnitedAirlinesMagazine.com or what have you. You’ll need to log onto their WiFi in order to pay for your overpriced in-flight WiFi anyway, so you might as well get ads to buy your new Portable Shiatsu Cat Massager while you’re…

SkyMall almost makes flying bearable. After 10 hours in the stratosphere over the Pacific it somehow makes perfect sense to pick up the seat phone and spend $10 calling to order a head massager helmet and have it delivered to your hotel in Tokyo. Yep, that makes perfect sense...

Sooooo much better.

I’d settle for not having to look at his pseudo-emo boy band hair and pouty face ever again.

They should just use a photo of a greyhound. Similar, and yet so much better.

Really sick of seeing that sexist asshole’s stupid fucking face. Can we just not? Quit giving him any press attention.

Right. The current majority party has made it clear through its actions that it does not want compromise, or to even let the minority party have a seat at the table. The cloture rule in the Senate is there to force compromise, which falls squarely on the majority party, as they control what gets approved through any…

I get irrationally angry at Logan Paul’s hair. That ugly retro mom hair went out of style for a reason.

Call him a suppressive person, too, ya little cultist, you.

If the leaked WL DMs don’t convince you of the fact that Wikileaks abandoned its original purpose in order to become a partisan tool (they recommend Trump not to concede if he ‘lost’, for example), then I think you need to have a chat with yourself.

The sweat ring from his nearly-empty rocks glass of Pappy Van Winkle obscures his $25 betting slip. Does it say Rams vs. 49ers Over 43 or Over 42? Ah tah hell with it. He cinches the belt of his ABC gold smoking jacket, a gift from Don Ohlmeyer after the Lake Placid Winter Olympics, tight against a chill draft only he…

There aren’t many things worse a person can do than “undermine democracy in the hopes of getting an autocrat to absolve him of his many many rapes”so I can with a very clear conscience say: I hope the fucker is getting what comes to him.

Might I direct you toward the following: https://gizmodo.com/julian-assanges-secret-dms-to-donald-trump-jr-are-some-1820412276

As a member of the LGBTQ community, your tepid support means the world to me. Thank you.

1. FUCK Joe Ricketts. He’s a fucking plague.

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

Wait a second… the Astros are in the AL now?!?! Next you’ll tell me the Brewers moved to the NL! Ha!

Fuck the Yankees.

True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.