I, for one, welcome our Adequate Woman overlords.

Kara would be a 1000% improvement on Haisley though.

Got a problem with ducks dude?

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

I think for maximum 4/1 hilarity, kotaku has to run jalopnik, right? I mean, most of those nerds probably don’t even have licenses lolololololol NERDS

Well, now I’m gonna have to jam to this one.

The sun shines brightly into Tim Marchman’s virtual office, his shiny face and glimmering mane a beacon of hope to millions who are questioning the direction we are taking. Billy Haisley takes his seat, eager to make his case.

Wolfsburg also has the weakest logo game in the quarterfinals.

I’m just concerned about the feelings of the Arsenal fans.

well, it’s not

Hooray, another thread where the Deadspin commentariat can feel like they’re blowing our minds by telling us that wrestling isn’t a legit sport!

I gave up disliking players for shit-talking when I realized I liked it when I thought it was cool/funny. So it’s a matter of aesthetics rather than, “In my day...” Larry Bird telling an opposing coach that he better put someone else on him is fucking hilarious. And Steph Curry running back down the court before his…

Sounds like he would be a perfect writer for Screamer.

The Hammers are a good club for people wanting to support a London team.

Here Here. Arsenal fans (especially in America) are basically Red Sox/Cardinals fans - their support means more because their team is “higher class” than others, their wins mean more because they are won properly, their losses mean more because they’re more invested. Can’t stop themselves from talking shit about every…

haha, man fuck Arsenal

I really want to not like this, but, this is quality trolling, if not a tad juvenile.

All I can say about your friend breaking down is: GOOD. Arsenal fans are the worst. Talk all sorts of noise and do this every fucking year.

Meanwhile, at Old Trafford:

Arsenal Fans, Rejoice! Your Team Got Beat Down Today!