I threw up when I saw that we're in the group of death. We gotta love FIFA for that, but I think there will be some moments where we(USA) can catch the black stars off guard. If they do beat us, then I won't be surprised. But if we beat Ghana, then I can say it might be a good summer to watch us play. I think this is…

It makes our job pretty simple (if not easy): beat Ghana, beat Portugal, don't lose by a million to Germany. Group of death my ass, this is #murica, and we don't lie down and die because we got a bad draw. (at least, not anymore... hopefully).

The only way anyone could not think cheerleading is a real sport is by never actually watching any real cheerleading.

It's an athletic competition, that's what qualifies it as a sport, not the 'rigors and risks.' It also happens to be a very dangerous sport, but the danger isn't what it hinges on.

It's more of a sport than "Major League Gaming" is.

Okay, so it was a little fluffy and Hollywood as far as GoT goes, but fuck, I needed a palette cleanser after last week's eye-gouging, skull-crushing, bug-smashing existentialism.

But, but, but, but, that was THE POINT. They ARE under-trained. That is, like, the crux of their concerns. Nearly all of them have never fought before. Had they miraculously turned into these unsullied level skilled fighters I would have been leanin in real hard with my, "mmmhmmmm" face. This episode wasn't…

Isn't that the little kid whose parents were ruthlessly slaughtered by Ygritte & co? And he was told to deliver a message to the crows about how his parents were going to be eaten and they were coming for them (the Crows) next? If so, I could see why he might want to murder her ass.

lots of people seem to have been unimpressed with this episode. i loved it. it was a goddamn rip-roaring, edge-of-seat-clutching CGI delight!

Hey, I'd rather stick 11 Ibrahimovic's on the pitch than any other individual, but that's just me.

Sorry to hear that you're among the grad school casualties. We're far more common than I ever expected when I started this process. I hope that you've made it out the other side ok.

And my nieces! I'm much more worried about them. Lambs to the slaughter.

where I come from we call them John Daly. I also came from where he got arrested outside of a hooters.

Cannot star the alcoholic Arnold Palmer enough.

I don't know if this is QUITE what you want, but I will try:

Yogi Berra won 10 championships, along with a little competition called WWII, maybe you've heard of it? This horse couldn't win a measly three races, and frankly, I'm starting to suspect that it can't even hold a rocket launcher.

Could anyone please tell me about a time when you broke up with someone because even though you loved each other you just were not right for each other, and then it hurt but you got through it, and then you were able to be much better as friends than you had been as a couple, and you found people you were better…

I'm going out tonight and i need suggestions for drinks I can order at a bar that have a high alcohol content but don't taste like it. I'm trying to figure out how to drink like a grown up

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