Holy shit, the only reason my BFF doesn't have those shorts right now is that he must not know they exist.

I'm pretty sure you like it over here because of all the cute cat gifs. Just admit it. It's okay. You are secure in your masculinity.

Welcome to the best durn site on the web! My partner and I found Jezebel via io9- it's funny, he's a dude, I'm a ladyperson, and he was always giving me this interesting feminist news from Jezebel after getting his sci-fi fix. As for the shorts, we are nice on Jezebel, but come on, pictures or it didn't happen. :-)…

Went to a job fair today for teaching positions in my county. I found out about an AMAZING job that is perfect for me. Fingers, toes and everything crossed!

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

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It's what my mom calls Buffet religion

"I believe what the Bible says" is the biggest bullshit lie that the religious right trots out.

Agreed. Dredd was a hell of an entertaining movie.

Though seriously, more people need to give Dredd a chance. It's a surprisingly excellent movie and Olivia Thirlby of all people makes a pretty kickass rookie Judge.

Definitely will be watching this at some point. Saw TR:R awhile back and thought "I cannot wait for America to make this movie, but in a post-apocalyptic future with more guns and Karl Urban."

Also, note to the good people of St. Louis: don't let the vote so far fool you - MMA people are way the hell more annoying than you guys ever were.

How about riding on sidewalks, going the wrong way down one-way streets, blowing whistles while ignoring all traffic laws, and thinking they're saving the planet?

This is bullshit. The vegans are the bitchiest, most insufferable people on planet fucking Earth. However, due to this being a liberal bias forum, it's not going to win. Have you ever been out to dinner with a Vegan, or dated one? Pure torture.

My boy Nick Easter is playing lock now too. Ladies can't resist a packie. #4 checking in.

I'm sure a lot of these "Treat Women with Respect" rules will be made fun of but as a current female UGA student, knowing that a coach is willing to flat out say "no means no" and "you dont own your girlfriend" in the team guidelines is really refreshing and needs to be said more often in other schools' and teams'…

"You know who else didn't like cocks in socks? HITLER!"

It's an either or, people. You're either with socky dicks or you're with cancer. Pick a side.

I'll never tire of praising the noble game of rugby (union). And now, thanks in part to your nick name, I have to google George Robson. Excuse me, this could take a while.

Maybe I'm the only one, but I find dancing just ridiculous. It's not sexy, it's to laugh at.