Although I can't in good conscience RTR, I can say your friend is possibly a gentleman and a scholar.

Hey! My eyes are up here! Jk, thanks!

Also, there's these fine retailers for real shorts:

chubbies.com has workout shorts but they are pricy. If nothing else, buy women's soccer shorts. Not that I would know.

What else do you really need? Phone, slim wallet, maybe my keys. Pockets are overrated.

Rugby/biking seems to be a common thread for guys being confident enough to pull them off. It was for me at least.

I don't really care about getting doxxed. I fully support "sky's out, thighs out" for men. I tend to catch a lot of shit for them in my locale, but who cares. (Also sorry for the adjustment in the second)

As he likes to trumpet, He is his own editor in chief with veritable carte blanche. That explains his lack of editorial oversight.

I'm really glad somebody is rounding on Clay for his shit. He used to be decent and entertaining but recently (since OKTC began) seems to fall into the Rovellian Branding camp and specifically panders to a growing conservative, white male readership. (I say this as at least a Southern white male.)

I get it. I'm 36 and am seeing babies everywhere. The ex-woobie just had another and she's done. Who knows, but having them until retirement doesn't sound too bad.

I don't know how to feel about having baby fever. I already have two sons, am a guy, and yet I hear a ticking clock somehow.

Which Michael Sheen? This is important! How else can a nonexistent, with no chance of ever happening, daydream of serendipitously standing near Kate Beckinsale and sparking a conversation full of witty banter (which probably just be me saying "Uh, hey") ever have a chance?

That's why, nothing against Arya who's awesome in her own right, I prefer Sansa. Each of her scenes is so much more tense because of that interplay i.e. Can she maintain her safety in such a dangerous environment.

*Im strictly on the show so I don't know and am just speculating, but:

Now that I've read it, I can't stop it. Thanks, because I've spent the last few minutes trying to come up with a GoT themed pun on "Zombie." The best I have is "Joffrey, ay-eh, ay-eh, b/c he's day-ed, joffrey's day-ee-ay-ed, jah-off-rey, jah-off-rey"

I hope there are some other fans'a Sansa in here. I thought the way she reacted and adjusted to Lysa's crazy was very good for her (and shows her "learning" to play the game) and very well done by the actress.

All I could come up with was a wave pool, a copy of the David, a dirt road circle to rip ass in my car on, and yeah, I'm drawing a blank.

Two things:

As has been said, thanks for sharing this! I, too, am from the Macon area (Jones Co.) and can remember the Telegraph's picture of the 75/16 split underwater. My uncle and his family lived on the bank of a creek at the bottom of a hill off Northside Dr. and we spent several days cleaning out the harm from their water…

When you said "Honey, have fun — be safe. Call me if you need a ride," we thought you were livid and spent the entire night in tears mopping up eyeliner with tampons.