I have two excuses for the no pics:

I think the ex-woobie got them for me from J. Crew 1-2 summers ago. They are glorious though. Freedom for my thighs.

Grr. Not what I meant to post. Sorry, now I can't remember the one I did want to recommend.

I do love some cat gifs. Hell, I love them all: cat gifs, reaction gifs, you name it I likely love them if they make me laugh or squee.

No, they definitely don't. I was 10 or 12 and (stupidly) trying to recreate the knife throwing scene with a butter knife. Ahh the 80's.

Duck boots or hiking boots?

One Fine Day?

As a 36 year old father of 2 I can tell you that it sucks up in this range as well. I'll have to think a bit more for why, but I can tell you that it's been extremely hard for me to meet someone now that I want to after taking the last 18 or so months putting myself back together.

My only foray into online dating included this question: "Big Trouble in Little China, Point Break, or One Fine Day. Why?"

Just wanted to say I like it over here at Jez more than any of the other Gawker sites. (Even io9, my most regularly visited site.) Not sure why I feel weird saying that as a straight white male, but I do. Soooo uh thanks for letting me hang out and thanks for being cool? I don't know, I'm not quite sure what I'm…

Until my mid-20's I had a 2 inch, brown, oval shaped birthmark on my hip/buttcheek. I now have an awful 3 inch scar due to not taking care of the site post-removal.

In the immortal words of Wyclef Jean (and because I spent most of St. Patty's day with a dancer): "Just 'cause she dances go-go, that don't make her a ho, no."

Take your time. Don't neglect Courtney Lawes though, since you're perusing English locks.

So...this doesn't work?

We usually try to wait until afterwards at the social. Seeing other patrons reactions when the dancing starts and we're in our shorties is fantastic. But thanks for mentioning rugby!

Man, you got me. I totally would have picked my alma mater Presbyterian over a 1 seed because our mascot is the Blue Hose.

I'm not outraged and I don't have any inside information. I just think that given the nature of the competition for big name recruits at big name schools, no one's hands are really clean. Coach K (or any other highly touted as "respectable" coach) included. Maybe it's a perception that Cal gives off, or one that's…

He didn't embarrass my team. I don't have a dog in this. I'm actually glad UK won. Cal's history shows he's probably cheating. That's all. Plus the whole NCAA is flawed blah blah blah. Frankly I prefer a little objectivity and enjoying the games rather than reacting like some butthurt fanboy which you assume me to be.…

But Cal cheats every year. I am being serious when I say this. I don't think they should get to keep the undefeated season, but maybe have a good ol' Barry Bonds asterix.

Back when I had to be professional, this was definitely the case. Now that I'm a part time greeter/receptionist I don't have to be dressed to the 9's, but I can get away with jeans, a white tee, and my Chuck Taylor's.