Chronic bullshitter - “Yeah, my F250 is pretty badass. It has a viper motor with corvette headers and a 6 speed.”

Judging by the paddle shift comment, I’d say it’s not a physical limitation.

Car mounted dynamic sign boards. In other words, a screen or sign at the front or rear of the car that would display pre-programmed or custom messages to other drivers. You would have a console or keyboard to the car to control this, or it would react to voice command.

So, “whites only” was really different from “no blacks” in 1950 Alabama?

What? You guys don't straight pipe everything? Pssssssht

FTFY

The proprietor of a local cigar and coffee shop here in Pittsburgh drives this on at least a semi-daily basis. The shop is called leaf and bean, if anybody is interested.

Wheels, tires, safety gear, and in practice most cosmetics don’t count towards budget. And anything you sell off counts backwards. A team recently got in a BMW z3 for a few bucks under budget, fully documented.

Arrive at Pittrace.

Meet team captain with awesome new street legal lemons build.

Much rain.

Start supercharged dustbuster-van.

Drive supercharged dustbuster-van onto track.

Follow miata for 3/4 of a lap, receive no point-by.

Do 50 mph rolling burnouts.

Serpentine belt ejects. Supercharger belt remains.

Van gets hot.

Exit…

That’s a dakota with a whale face. That generation of dakota seemed to sell poorly in the first place.

Clutch - Spacegrass

Assvac!!!

o rly? ;)

You weren’t a victim! You got a road ready 240sx for a sane price. That’s a win in my book.

Was this before the drift tax kicked in?

Uhhhhh . . . You know this is Jalopnik, right?

Now excuse me while I go back to working hard, so that some day I can be successful enough to buy a new Kia [sub]Optima[l].

Oh wait. I can, but I’m not.

There is only one way to answer this question.

Somebody needs to import a new Tata Nano and make it the first ever brand new car in Lemons.

You know Doug, your Hummer really is an eyesore. There is only one way to truly rectify the situation and make your Hummer truly blend in and be invisible in the crap side of Pennsylvania.

BLUE STRIPPER URBAN CAMO YEEEEAH

Poop.








Yep. Just poop.

Let’s go with this old Dodge.

4x4, manual, intercooled turbodiesel (89-90 was non-intercooled), and it sold for $8500, so you can either get it painted, or buy a trailer to tow your other good decisions on.

And unlike the other slow things, there wasn’t traffic behind him.