The fact that you have 400+ up-votes for this palpably plaintive and pernicious piece of purposely putrid penilistically-puerile and perfidiously perfect pious penile pile of piffle only goes to bolster my contention that 65% of you suck.

I’m not [wasn’t] upset. It was an honest reaction while reading a smarm orgy not unlike the kick in the brains someone has when listening to people gush over marginally meaningful modern art.

It’s a lifetime of work, thanks.

I’m not active here all that much .. relatively speaking. It’s not all that bad, I suppose .. and Friday is my day to bitch like a banshee :)

Beer <—> Car

I won’t mock you if your serious. I don’t mean mindless Facebook ‘Like’ serious, I mean you read it and took something from it. Beyond the flesh in the hook picture.

I’m guessing you read beyond that point, right? Sure you did.

Would you say that without the weird picture? Who the hell knows. I get you to quote me the passages that tugged at the synapse you’ve relegated to your unique definition of literary excellence.

Indulge me. Why was it great? Seriously. I’m asking really wanting to know why anyone would think that drivel was great.

They’re insufferable.

Had you at ‘quotidian’, didn’t they? Perhaps try a search at YouPorn for “fisting midgets”; you may find a new obsession worthy of the time it took you to summon a mental chubby over self-indulgent blog wannabes.

Creepy shit.

Secretary of Tweets would seem to be her strong suit —if you don’t count being Hillary’s whorish bait for see-no-evil faux far left progressives.

I look at the side pressure on her boobs and wish to free them.

Dunno .. she’s hawt in a head muffin sorta way.

No offense, but I can smell Norman through the CD opening.

She’s a pig.

Reason #_some-number why the UK is insufferable.

I’d say you’re too easily impressed. Or drunk.

I’m with the other woman; Clinton is horseshit.