wonkstermcgee
MonkeyMeat
wonkstermcgee

Here’s a way to deal when the meme is everyone should freak out and threaten to kill themselves or leave the country: Grow the-F up and think yourself through this temporary insanity. Put the phone down, go outside and smell a dog’s ass ... anything but inhale another blog poster’s parasitic and pathetic pathos —this

Everyone here was convinced a Trump would elect a Clinton, but it took a Clinton to elect a Trump. Draw that fact up your snoots and savor it for awhile. We told you she was the worst possible democratic candidate, but nooooooooooo

It’s not really what won but what lost: the worst democratic candidate in our lifetime.

Why do you hate Mike Moore?

Clinton’s electoral strategery was a tough row to hoe

I like to deal in posers. You presented. Done.

Would have been so much better with an egg in her mouth.

Just wait for the debates. Should be quite interesting when she freezes-up and her injection pen carrying - and somewhat rotund - lackey saunters to the podium to jab her before the frothing begins.

Not singling you out, well, but maybe I am ... but I can’t help but wonder how it feels to be this, .. superior to all the other humans you happen to share the same time in reality with?

I can’t wait until she lolls about on the floor like a seal with a Taser up its ass expectorating green foam and sites like this proclaim it was “just a little gas”

Someone leans against a post for support, then is unable to become mobile enough to walk 5 feet to an awaiting vehicle without assistance, and that assistance turns to dragging her lifeless body across the asphalt and lifting into the vehicle. But then, miraculously, she appears for a staged (and syrupy) photo op and

I think the debate stage should resemble the set from Cinemax’s The Knick, replete with neurosurgeons and spin doctors. Imagine the fun the rest of us (the deplorables, reprobates, and generally everyone the 2% reviles) can laugh our collective asses off at just how fucking pathetic the american political system

All the NFL proves is that #collegetuitionsdon’tmatter

Say ‘fucking’ some more. It makes you seem beastly and hawt. Thought no one with two functioning braincells.

If what mean by ‘emotionally affected’ is that the ice water in her veins froze, then I’m totally with that.

I’ll bet you know a lot about hot flashes.

Yes, hot flashes! Of course. That’s why we see countless women in our lifetimes clinging to concrete pillars and unable to move in cities all over america. Thanks for clearing that up.

Thanks. I didn’t know rigor-mortis was an effect of being post-menopausal 20 years after the post part!

Don’t make it about you. You do enough of that already.

Yes. There’s absolutely no water in NYC. I’m not sure they have hospitals or doctors, either.