It's time to nix Gifs. Do it. Do it.

First a part of my childhood dies now I can't read deadspin comments at work? This week is the worst.

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Lazy.

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Stereotype much, Drew?

Being hit by a car driven by Tony Stewart < Dan Snyder as an owner < Jerry Jones as an owner/GM < Being hit by a car

I saw some asshole comment on Twitter that this girl shouldn't be allowed to play Little League because she'd be a distraction. As if there aren't a million other distractions to Little Leaguers, such as: 1, I can hear my mom yelling at me! 2, Hey that cloud looks like a wiener! 3, How many marbles can I fit in my…

Even though she pitched a shutout, she did get hit six times, so after the game she apologized to Stephen A. for putting herself in that situation.

I'm a 24-year-old man and I couldn't touch 70... BET I COULD KICK HER ASS THOUGH. *weeps*

"It was a complete and total misrepresentation," Jones continued sadly. "I thought they genuinely like me."

She's waiting for a bus.

So, zero fucks were given?

He will walk. The sheriffs saw the same video you did, and your assessment is certainly correct, yet they're saying there isn't enough evidence. There is plenty of evidence to at least charge Stewart with manslaughter in that video alone. If the sheriff doesn't "see" it now, he's not going to, because it couldn't…

"It's a very emotional time for all involved, and it is the reason my handlers finally forced me not to participate in today's race at Watkins Glen even though I didn't think it was a big enough deal to keep me out until just a few hours ago."

Not even acknowledging the sound, if you watch the cars that avoid Ward before Tony gets there, all of their trajectories are toward the inside of the track... except for Tony's, his car accelerates (again, you don't need the sound to see that) and continued toward the outside of the track. He'll walk though, and it's…

Its absolutely mind blowing to me (but given the typical NASCAR's fan mentality I guess I shouldn't be shocked) the large number of people excusing the reckless and malicious act committed by Stewart. They are ignoring the multiple eyewitness accounts from a wide range of people who all agree Stewart gunned it to…

What does he do on a Sunday then? Just circle his block for hours, gunning the engine when the neighbor kids chase soccer balls into the street.

You're probably right, but I replied to Albert's opinion to an article posted by Gawker media, and I'm fairly certain it's not my job to verify the facts of the story, nor did I ever refer to the legitimacy of the incident with my original post. Go find something else to conjure some fake anger over, your powers are…