Yeah, here's another tape Goodell probably shouldn't watch.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

It's coming right for us!

To be fair, he CAN punt a football pretty far. Not quite far enough, but really goddamn far nonetheless.

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

I can see why you'd be partial to Greg, Chris. Neither of you can finish a 40 yard dash.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

He went to today's game at Dodger Stadium with just enough clothing to keep him clear of the law, cracked open two Dos Equis tall boys, munched on a hot dog, and soaked up some rays.

Does anyone really care about this?

Wait wait wait...splashing toilet water on yourself is a crime now?

When you have a better way to get Mrs. Rice through that glass ceiling you just let us know, mkay?

Don't drink and drive , smoke, or make bomb threats. Just give your spouse a shoryuken and every little thing is gonna be alright. That's the procedure to know, and knowing is half the battle

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

Incident report collection, anonymous or otherwise, is critical to operating any system that requires safety and/or security. One of the most notable example is the USA's NASA ACARS system, which is a database of anonymously-reported aviation safety & security incidents. It has been invaluable in finding trends and…

This information is not kept in any centralized location. If you read the post, we already have a case study in the Las Vegas series, where the Department of Justice nudged smaller departments into enacting very sensible policies that reduce the likelihood of shootings in the first place (because why are you…

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Based on the threshold, it's not really clear that he did, actually. Far from it.

Except nobody is "absolving" Gordon. The NFL could have suspended him for 8 games and no one would take issue with that other then pointing out as you mentioned the absurdity of the policy. But trite or not the Rice situation does matter here. It makes the league look bad when a guy who dragged his unconscious wife…

Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."