Buying all the pies was more in spite of the parents failure to control their kid/ teach him/her how to behave in public rather than in spite of the child him/herself, imo. I think you should stick to fucking up regional food recipes, Burneko.

As horrible of a tragedy this was, I fear a less noticed, though equally horrible, tragedy occured on Twitter last night.

He's right. If anything, Rice is more like Bamm-Bamm.

Oh, yeah. I completely forgot that the entire voting population turned out in the elections and those guys got 100% of the vote. Good catch!

No, I masturbate immediately after YOU acknowledge me.

After you acknowledge a grammatical error on a thread, do you immediately masturbate?

Five Tequila shot rule. Still good.

Hey you leave mid-calf socks out of this!

You can have my cargos when you pry the off my cold dead body.

Great success http://jpwellman.kinja.com/success-161242…

The glasses say "Peaked in the '90s"

don't forget that the cargos are out too

I believe we also have a brief view of a cell phone clip on the belt......boss...

The cargo shorts are a nice touch.

Shirt tucked in, goofy sun glasses, bet he's wearing mid-calf socks, too. This dad is what dad's should be.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." — 1 Timothy 2:11

The guy said some terrible things about victims of abuse, reaffirmed said statements all over Twitter in the hours following it, and then used his non-apology on the matter of domestic abuse as a teaser/lead-in promo for their usual glut of mindless blathering on irrelevant matters.

One way to avoid eye contact is to use a glory hole. I saw and ad in Craigslist and hooked up with a chick that really drained the well. Funny thing is.. it was in that town where some Perv Cop had cameras in public restrooms. Some people are soooo desperate.

I may be alone here, but I always prefer to avoid eye contact while strangers perform oral intercourse on my penis, specifically when cumming.

Hall of fedora?