Buying all the pies was more in spite of the parents failure to control their kid/ teach him/her how to behave in public rather than in spite of the child him/herself, imo. I think you should stick to fucking up regional food recipes, Burneko.

My favorite quote: "available on the Internet to challenge". Yes, if there is any source of information that can challenge real scientific research, it's the bastion of truth, the internet.

As horrible of a tragedy this was, I fear a less noticed, though equally horrible, tragedy occured on Twitter last night.

He's right. If anything, Rice is more like Bamm-Bamm.

Oh, yeah. I completely forgot that the entire voting population turned out in the elections and those guys got 100% of the vote. Good catch!

No, I masturbate immediately after YOU acknowledge me.

After you acknowledge a grammatical error on a thread, do you immediately masturbate?

Five Tequila shot rule. Still good.

Hey you leave mid-calf socks out of this!

You can have my cargos when you pry the off my cold dead body.

Great success http://jpwellman.kinja.com/success-161242…

The glasses say "Peaked in the '90s"

don't forget that the cargos are out too

I believe we also have a brief view of a cell phone clip on the belt......boss...

The cargo shorts are a nice touch.

Shirt tucked in, goofy sun glasses, bet he's wearing mid-calf socks, too. This dad is what dad's should be.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." — 1 Timothy 2:11

The guy said some terrible things about victims of abuse, reaffirmed said statements all over Twitter in the hours following it, and then used his non-apology on the matter of domestic abuse as a teaser/lead-in promo for their usual glut of mindless blathering on irrelevant matters.

One way to avoid eye contact is to use a glory hole. I saw and ad in Craigslist and hooked up with a chick that really drained the well. Funny thing is.. it was in that town where some Perv Cop had cameras in public restrooms. Some people are soooo desperate.

Hall of fedora?