That's a crap load of vodka
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"Wow, that pouch is big enough to hold my penis and a tube of Bengay!"
Not incoherent so much as meaningless and masturbatory.
Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.
Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.
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As a Mavs fan, I despise and respect the hell out of you guys, and I have no idea what's going to happen this afternoon, but I'm incredibly excited. Best of luck.
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Upon further review, the call on the field has been overturned.
Well-played, sir.
Are you sure?
This is terribly. No reputable journalism source should have a front page article with a heading that basically reads JAMEIS STOLE CRAB LEGS, especially after the justice department has declined to issue a theft misdemeanor. Maybe he is innocent, maybe he is guilty, but innocent until proven guilty used to be a real…
If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.
He's the fucking worst.
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the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.
They posted 28 stories out of 91 about a story that has dominated most sports news sources, prompted two team protests on national televised playoff games, is under investigation by the league commissioner, and WAS COMMENTED ON BY THE FUCKING PRESIDENT.
yeah the important thing here is to find a loose woman to condemn, because it is 1663