Maybe he should try blowing off some steam at the shooting range next time. It's less expensive than body repairs and, baring safety, is a solid stress reliever. Plus, I'd imagine he'd look something like this:

Sounds like the girl was the one who messed around and got a triple-double.

One of the top point guards in his recruiting class, normal height for a PG, major college program known for producing great PGs. What in the fuck are you talking about?

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

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Your boss sounds like an asshole.

I feel bad for people who've wasted time trashing Dirk his whole career rather than enjoying someone who is a singular talent that we are unlikely to see again.

I love you, Dirk

Whenever I hear this bullshit he "wanted it more," and he "really has a motor," argument, I immediately think of this interview of Mark Cuban killing Skip Bayless on why the Mavericks won the 2011 Finals:

Look, rules are open-ended and judgement calls by refs. That is how it works. Sure, you can argue that call both ways.

Anyone who would argue on favor of a charge call on a made basket to tie it in the closing seconds is obviously a pedophile, or from Florida (but I repeat myself).

So... you're completely wrong about your interpretation of something, so because you're completely wrong, the thing you're completely wrong about is stupid—and you're actually right because of reasons completely unrelated to your original point.

You seem unfamiliar with the new rule.

That is the point of these haters guides. there is no real substance to them just random pseudo insults that don't really mean anything.

If he really woke up like that, it's the worst case of Shved Head I've ever seen.

God, how embarrassing. Waking up in a Timberwolves jersey.

Who goes next?

Pussy, whipped

Lol, I will take white people being uncomfortable with having their racism pointed out for $200.