Ceilink Cat

Even more incredible when you realize that black pigs can't swim.

Lighten up Francis.

Would fuck.

I make 36k a year and my neck hurts and i hate my family

He has about 44.5 million fucks to give...not bad for a not-for-profit.

Yeah, this is not a great day for Goodell and the Shield.

Truth.

That's enough deadspin for me today.

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More like Don Bear-y.

Sharper denies the charges, and claims that he had consensual sex with one of the alleged victims, and has no idea who the other is.