"Tear down that wall!"

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

This is absolutely outrageous. It's 2014, and somehow, someway, people still show up to ESPN Game Day segments.

You're my hero. I smoked before work and I've done nothing but giggle at comments like this all day (it's Labor Day weekend, shit's pretty lax around here right now). But hey, at least I didn't get drunk, drive a car and kill someone, right?

Sooo if Johnny Football ends up successful, are you okay with everyone else calling you a dip? Chase Keenum and Manziel are such small sample sizes, yet everyone's ready to crown Sumlin and call Johnny a bust. Is Summlin on the field, or if I'm not mistaken, is A&M pulling in top recruiting classes?

Did they just get back from Canada?

The broad's man came home early and he had to get out in a hurry. Case closed.

Johnny Manziel, on the other hand, has much worse shower etiquette. The constant money shots have become a distraction.

Thank god Tony Stewart wasn't around.

Kyle Orton is probably sipping a PBR at a Nickelback concert right now.

I lol'd. Am I bad person?

New here?

Unrelated, but I hope someone on Deadspin's staff is watching this "Elite 11" / Trent Dilfer plug on ESPN right now. It's pretty bizarre.

Is it just me or is Norm not answering anything...

I believe it. I work in the Dallas/ Ft Worth area, and every morning on my commute to work, without fail, I'll either see a cop gunning on the side of the highway, or I'll experience heavy backup because one of said cops has someone pulled over in the far right lane. It's inexcusable.

"This is so mean!" I've listen to this show before, and this bitch's one and only job is to rag on other "celebrity," women. What a joke.

So as a retired police chief, where'd you go wrong with your life?