Why the fuck is Spike Lee there?

Yes.

There wasn't a damn thing illegal about the recording, numb-nuts.

So you're trying to say you have no fucking idea what happened here.

I found this article easy to masturbate to.

I don't know where that extra "there," came from. Reckon' it's my inner Texan leakin' out y'all.

I caught Sports Center on my way to work there this morning and they had some jackass suggesting that any illegal substance could alter the weight and/or rotation of the ball therefore giving the pitcher an advantage (opposed to non-illegal substance, like dirt?)

I really enjoyed this article. As a like long Mavs fan I've been making the LA-Dirk comparisons since '08. The dude will only get better too.

Was the brown one an egg or an accident?

Paulão = future MLS star in Atlanta

Do hockey players wear cups? It doesn't seem like many athletes wear cups these days with the exception of catchers and some O-linemen.

My favorite part was when he resorted to yelling and clapping at players as he flew by.

Is it just me or does it seem like Taco Bell's online PR crew might frequent Gawker Media's comment boards?

I regret taking time out of day to both watch and comment on this video. Thanks.

Nothing beats a good fat joke +1

This GIF is disturbing, but I can't stop watching it.

Well, I've allotted an excessive amount of time on this bracket, time my employers will never get back. Congratulations, Shamus, I knew it was you, it always was you.

Most obvious evidence of boner concealment I've seen in my life.