Local news media tried to uncover more on this enthralling story, but this happened.

"Does CBS have he best Thursday night lineup in the country?"

Thug move from a thug radio host.

Do NOT google image search "sea penis."

Could anyone else really go for a bottle of piss flavored beer right about now?

'Murica

The second dunk was a gimme. A Hyman never repairs once it has been broken.

NCAA Athlete: I'm just not really sure about all this union stuff, what do you think, Mark?

He reminds more of Slender Man than the "Slim Reaper."

Yeah so I'm not going to pay for the Boston Globe any time soon.

Sooo I guess I find Justin Bieber's facial features more attractive than Miley Cyrus's? Fuck does that mean I'm gay? I'm too busy this weekend to come out of the closet.

Damn, that's hot.

Yeah, take the shots that KD are LeBron, let me know how that works out for you.