A woman. A woman and her truck. A woman, her truck, and a poorly planned advertising campaign. Chevy.

Cunt? Cock? Cranky? It's all the same, I suppose.

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."

"Now this is a hire I can get behind."

Clinton didn't inhale, Stone Cold didn't swallow.

"It's my sperm."

I'm not sure why you quoted "not national championships," since you neither said it, nor referenced the quotation. That being said, Tennessee hasn't been relevant since 1998, and from the previous post of "All of which equal 'not national championships,' " I'm pretty sure the 2006 Rose bowl was a national…

Won 2005 Rose Bowl
Won 2006 Rose Bowl+
Won 2009 Fiesta Bowl
Lost 2010 BCS National Championship Game

Best recruits in college football, great facilities/resources, his own coaching staff, a fat paycheck and plush living in the Austin area. Yeah, it's that much better than Tennessee.

Brent Musburger found this gallery easy to masturbate to.

I clicked this story unknowing that I'd soon be reminiscing about Farve's career, then watching a video which included his cock in it for old times sake. Thanks, Deadspin.

• Caught off guard while taking a piss, zipped up his penis.

But then who will fuck your mother?

Love milked the shit out of it, I still don't think this contact warranted a foul.

You can value instant replay as much as you'd like, but that'd be completely irrelevant to this discussion, since fouls can't be reviewed. Thankfully, you have access to a multitude of angles, stills and replays, the refs didn't in this instance, and the Mavs won.

By referring to the rule book? lol okay.