That big crossbow is called a ballista. They’re a real thing, historically speaking. You can still think it’s underwhelming, but you could at least do two seconds of research before posting.

Ooooooh. What if Keanu is just some random henchman that DP gets a 2-3min feature fight with?

They’re walking down the street and there’s Keanu on a bench eating a sandwich in the background

I think that’s the right way of looking at it!

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

Freak accidents at filling stations do happen.

Yeah I feel like everyone is trying to turn this into an embarrassing situation of some sort for Space X. This is space travel we’re talking about here. Even though we’ve gotten better at it, there’s always significant risks but what’s important is learning from the accidents and not repeating them twice.

I find that if you put noisey neighbors inside a vacuum chamber, it makes the whole neighborhood more peaceful.

Appropriate Graphic is Appropriate.

Whew..

I’ll be honest with you, I don’t remember that we were ever that excited about this.

Thank goodness that they finally came to their senses.