Thank God. I was beginning to worry that he wouldn't face proportionate justice.

With all this support it's no surprise Winston went and got shellfish

School might be a bold statement.

They don't give a fuck. And the answer is no, they aren't. Fuck all of them.

We all remember when he alluded to "all the things he'd been through over the past month" during his Heisman acceptance speech, right?

I would like to say that I'm surprised to read this, but that would be a lie.

Prince's Super Bowl halftime was really fucking good. Especially "Purple Rain" during the actual rain and the marching band covered in glow lights.

The Quicksandlot

Look how that grounds crew is pulling that tarp out of the field in a calm 'been there before' fashion. No showboating. The way it was MEANT to be put on the field.

It is also more satisfying when you pretend that Brett Favre is dead.

German excitement over the victory resulted in a tiny Fuhrer.

I've met and fostered relationships with a couple of Canadian blacks in my life

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

Putting Rock at #1 is like wearing an "I am White" label.

I'm willing to be convinced, but even a cursory glance at their stats doesn't really support that hypothesis.

Is Yadier Molina as good as Kershaw or Kemp?

It's not surprising that Rosenthal prefers a small market. That way he doesn't have to stand on his tippy-toes to reach items on the top shelf.

It's one of those things that sounded a lot more clever inside Rosenthal's head that it does once it's exposed to air.

Deadspin Staff: Gets a cramp gets carried off.