I think frats are silly and have no reason to defend them but to try to connect his alcohol use to just having been in a frat is a reach.

Alcoholics, especially functional alcoholics (and basically addicts of any substance) are good at hiding their use from loved ones.

Any asshole that writes just "+1" for this is the laziest motherfucker of all time.

This was fucking gold. Gold Jerry, gold.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

12 years sober here. Believe me when I say you can't assume anyone saw him drinking that night. Alkies can hide bottles like you wouldn't believe.

The toxicology report also noted his 0.218 put him single-handedly ahead of the Jaguars in the race for the AFC South crown.

I will miss Rob Beeronas. This is a good response.

Is this true/false? I'm pretty sure this question only makes sense as true/false.

Reporter: Delmon, you had a rocky patch for a while and people thought you were all washed up. Now of a sudden you got the pop back in your bat! What's your secret?

First, he should read Tim Marchman's piece on why trying to make himself out as moral enforcer is wrong. He's the head of a billion-dollar business, nothing more or less. And if he still wants to wade into this issue after that, be honest. Admit he had very little of an actual understanding of domestic violence. Say…

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Same. I'm picturing a flying 3DS wedging itself into part of the track, lying dormant, waiting for the right moment to spring forth and cause a catastrophe.

Yeah, you're right, because events in a baseball game are entirely unconnected and if the bottom of the 8th had gone differently the top of the 9th still would've played out exactly the same way.

I'll see your Mario and raise you Jenga:

This is a serious charge indeed. Have you seen how fat Jerome Bettis is these days?

Nick Foles drifts backward when he throws the ball

I like this change. Makes me interested in this game to be fair.