You know you’ve lost a debate and it eats at you when you come back three days later to respond to a comment whose last word is “bye.”

Swing and a miss, junior.

Sorry, I didn’t realize that you knew the family well enough to make such statements. Because if you don’t, well, your projection is really nothing more than projection. 

I, too, hate it when my own family looks out for my best interests. 

Yeah, it’s Denzel’s fault that you’re such a terrible interviewer, Katie.

It’s almost like creating a release date before the scope of the project is revealed is a bad idea.

Tell me you don’t listen to music without telling me you don’t listen to music.

Because capitalism.

It’s really, truly, 1000% not “different scenarios.” Short for me and not for thee?

Let’s all remember the time when “insiders” stopped allowing “outsiders” to make perfectly legal trades because of...reasons.

Well, he certainly got his wish. SEC Chair Gary Gensler recently announced that the agency is very close to publishing its post-mortem on the “gamifying” of the stock market, though apparently not before it talks to a few more key players like Burry.

I’m laughing so hard at this high school paper of a column, especially since this author just wrote a piece called “How to Patch the Dead Spots on Your Lawn” last month.

I feel like Cannick watched the Boondocks and said, “Hey, that could work!”

Unhinged comments like this really make me wish for a Kinja “block user” option.

“I can’t help it that artists enter into voluntary agreements. All I can do is undermine those agreements by stealing the work of those artists.”

I can’t believe this slag is going to make me defend a corporation, but here we go.

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This is so hilariously middle-schoolish that I’m looking forward to the next time you get beat up for your lunch money.

Well, if anyone would recognize stupid, it’s you.

Don’t let the door hit you, asshat.