Yeah, it’s Denzel’s fault that you’re such a terrible interviewer, Katie.

How one can possibly believe both of these things is baffling, and frankly embarrassing. If one’s primary goal is the pursuit of capital, as Facebook’s is, then yes, they are evil, full stop.

“I am not arguing that Netflix shouldnt pay to assist in streaming costs”

It’s almost like creating a release date before the scope of the project is revealed is a bad idea.

Tell me you don’t listen to music without telling me you don’t listen to music.

Because capitalism.

It’s really, truly, 1000% not “different scenarios.” Short for me and not for thee?

Let’s all remember the time when “insiders” stopped allowing “outsiders” to make perfectly legal trades because of...reasons.

Well, he certainly got his wish. SEC Chair Gary Gensler recently announced that the agency is very close to publishing its post-mortem on the “gamifying” of the stock market, though apparently not before it talks to a few more key players like Burry.

Garrison told Gizmodo that he and his wife are not feeling well and that he’s completely lost his sense of taste and smell.

I’m laughing so hard at this high school paper of a column, especially since this author just wrote a piece called “How to Patch the Dead Spots on Your Lawn” last month.

I feel like Cannick watched the Boondocks and said, “Hey, that could work!”

Been using an SP4 for years now. Absolutely no complaints.

Unhinged comments like this really make me wish for a Kinja “block user” option.

It’s like if the Fyre Festival was instead technology.

“I can’t help it that artists enter into voluntary agreements. All I can do is undermine those agreements by stealing the work of those artists.”

I can’t believe this slag is going to make me defend a corporation, but here we go.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

This is so hilariously middle-schoolish that I’m looking forward to the next time you get beat up for your lunch money.

Well, if anyone would recognize stupid, it’s you.