Kipo Kipo Kipo!!!

What do you think I am, a savage? It’s just that my favorite teddy bear couldn’t fit in the Dodge Caravan because there was very little room in the backseat.

Because today’s Democrats are way closer to 1980s Republicans than they’d care to admit.

My favorite boring, whitest of the white male takes.

Lots of purposeful drinking?

Side note: These days, the biggest difficulty challenge I have with a game isn’t the toughness of enemies or the precariousness of moving platforms. It’s the size of a game’s on-screen text and my old, tired eyes. Play a game at default game difficulty? No problem. Read all the game’s text logs as they drop to keep…

This might be the best description of Gaetz I’ve ever read.

The fact that only 17 people voted for her shows that we do take this seriously. Lighten up, cub scout.

The hook from “The Reynolds Pamphlet” should be played whenever Pete Buttigieg enters a room.

I believe, unless you’e raised 200 generations worth of pets sequentially, you’re not able to make that claim. 

Centuries of domestic breeding has altered this, I should think.

Missed opportunity:

You know you’ve made it when you develop your own personal fanatic.

Just give us a “show all on one page” option up front.

Holy shit do I feel old.

Worst production of Equus ever.

I don’t see a problem here. I’d have no trouble believing that Nestor calls Matt “daddy” a few nights a week.

“Why isn’t everyone else as enlightened as me?”

You’re equating remaining silent with saying they don’t matter... which is not the case

You sound like a conservative.