If you are a strictly baseball fan, you love the fact that many teams are still in the hunt for a playoff spot w/ about two weeks left to play. If you are a fan of any one of these teams (AL: Bos, NY, Sea, Det, Balt, Tor, Hou; NL: SF, NY, STL), you hate the fact that many teams are still in the hunt for a playoff spot…

“You chose a bad time to unravel”

-Bartolo Colon to his button stitching

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

This is a rude post.

Neat.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I love the fact that, by reporting on the story, Deadspin was able to republish the two articles that were deleted.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

Look at that home record. They hate St Louis as much as the rest of us do.

That was fantastic.

You Hank Hill’s father looking ass.

Sing-A-Song-Of-Mike-Pence

Fuck you, Mike Pence. You Hank Hill’s father looking ass. You god damn funeral insurance actor looking ass. You fucking hateful lego figure looking ass. Go to hell, you fucking parasitic worm wearing a white wig coming out of Donald Trumps asshole. I hope you fucking rot.

Two away

And your “barbecue” sucks too!

Dip tin for the win

Mitch should stop acting this way, or he may end up with a nickname that implies a lack of control.