Are you Ed Begley Jr. in A Mighty Wind?

My initial reaction would be to tell him he ought to be ashamed of this record, to take some pride in himself and work to get better. But coming from me, I doubt he’d listen. After all, who am I to Judge?

Did anyone else think that when they sent Gendry to run that he was just going to run and we’d never see him again? Starting a new rowing joke.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

The North Shore native in me is pained by the misspelling of Lynn, but then I remember actually being in Lynn, and no longer care.

Like, do you think they realize the irony of lecturing America about respecting Vice Presidents at a musical about a VP MURDERING SOMEONE?

And to think I left this game early....

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

I am so profoundly disappointed in Obama’s cowardly response to this outrage. He could halt construction while the Army Corp of Engineers completes its study on rerouting the pipeline. But that would put the government on the side of citizens over oil, and that’s a dangerous precedent, apparently! Total CHICKEN-SHIT.…

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Unless your name is Bumgarner, Madison.

Listen, America:

Beautiful execution, stuck the landing. 10/10

SEE