Finally. Now can we get back to hating Cardinals fans please?

I didn’t care about the outcome of the game before yesterday afternoon, but then I saw that Simmons hot taked this one and now I’m so glad he was wrong.

The guy doing the piece on hits is Dom Cosentino?

Con 1: Hey this Hamilton soundtrack is really good.

Van Jones - you can’t polish this turd.

This is the best SNL sketch

And in that moment, the moment of inaction by the immigrant in the batter’s box, the moment of victory for the white man on the mound, Donald Trump knew his path to glory, his path to the presidency, needed to begin with his conversion to a racist, xenophobic ideology. He needed to become a Cardinals fan.

Thank God I found this because I didn’t want to write it. It’s like a ton of people skipped US History that year in High School.

“I’m not defending Trump.”

“For the rest of my career I will not say ‘Indian’ or ‘Brave’ and if I was in the NFL I would not say ‘Redskins,’” Howarth said.

Only quasi related, but can we get the list of Republican lawmakers who don’t support Trump updated to include Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker? He has said since Feb/March that he won’t vote for him, even though the guy he endorsed (Christie) has been Stockholm syndromed and continues to stump for Trump.

Gov. Charlie Baker (Mass.)

Gov. Charlie Baker has been against Trump since very early on.

“I go down that way time to time”

Whoa! A “Hot Take Alert” in front of that headline would be nice!

Other than the fourth inning when he looked mortal, Bumgarner looked like a video game pitcher with that curveball.

I started listening to these dummies when I was a stupid teenage boy, and I stopped listening to them when I was a semi-informed teenage boy.