Other than the fourth inning when he looked mortal, Bumgarner looked like a video game pitcher with that curveball.

I started listening to these dummies when I was a stupid teenage boy, and I stopped listening to them when I was a semi-informed teenage boy.

I’m already tuning these people out.

Does *sniff* Trump have a cold?

I now understand what “all the feels” means, excuse me while I sob uncontrollably.

Anyone else starring to think this is just Belicheck trying to quiet any chatter about “the next ten years!” or “the future is now!”

I get it now. Thanks for clearing that up!

I clearly never understood the system. So if I’ve had a comment or two out of the greys, but recent comments in the greys, then I as a commenter have been re-greyed? I just thought it was comment-specific.

There’s still hope that they finish below .500. #KeepTheFaith

Mr. Jones wishes he played for a team that was just a little more funky. People aren’t going to see them because it’s raining in Baltimore? Round here people go to the team’s game rain or shine.

Counterpoint: Passengers looks cool

What actual good fighter would be the best baseball player?

Didn’t realize Michael Showalter was a Rams fan.

Hey, that Bills fan’s wearing a Cowboys jersey!

Just googled “curt schilling meme asshole.” Not satisfied with the results.

Something something privileged athletes something something disrespect something something #wheresyourpride something something military service something something

Russia’s jersey is pretty neat.

This is the right response.

If anyone from here is there, then we all win.

I get it now. Thank you.