Wenger would’ve danced in a circle for five minutes before tripping over his own vintage loafers, then bemoaned the manufacturer for suboptimal leather and cursing the stadium contractor for its overly-hard concrete.

“I will LITERALLY lose my mind”

Eddie Brock is from San Francisco, but moves to New York after graduating college. If you listen closely to his accent, you can hear the Patagonia and Allbirds.

I always thought the training regimen showcased in The Ultimate Fighter early seasons (I haven’t watched in a long time) was much more interesting than the actual fights. I think the veterans explaining conditioning and breakdowns of styles, techniques, etc., was pretty compelling, with flashes of reality TV thrown in…

Take a shit in his car. In the name of ‘content’.

Trey Burton* (sorry Patrick)

King James, Chef Curry, The Servant, and Nutkicker sounds like an upgraded Simmons frat getting bamboozled at the blackjack table.

This guy definitely watched The Breakfast Club and thought Principal Vernon was the protagonist.

Sorry Tim, but dogs really are greater than you. Greater than all of us, really.

That’s a lot to fit on the bottom of a shoe.

You clearly weren’t as rattled as I was from watching Jango Clone #8274 go ricocheting into the dark frozen abyss after Anakin’s failed bombing run on Grievous’ ship in Episode III.

Leia surviving in the cold vacuum of space without anything more than novice training in the Force versus Qui-Gon and Obi Wan needing scuba gear for a five minute swim to the Gungan city.

Also adding another degree of difficulty that is landing properly so the ball doesn’t just pop out of your hands and to the feet of the (a) striker who will (should) be following up the shot.

TL setting sail for a birth at Worlds aboard the ship of Theseus - sounds good to me.

Edgy

I didn’t get it until the reveal, but I have a horribly poor record at picking up on foreshadowing in TV shows. During the Red Wedding I kept wondering aloud ‘Wait, what? Whyyyyy?’

Drew, I just started your book but I checked it out from my local library. Can we still be friends? Also, public libraries are still around.

if Belichick starts an esports team using his current Patriots roster, how long until they become a global powerhouse?

I hear Rob Parker’s available

Y’know, old Cam Newton could learn a thing or two about humility and respect from this new Cam Newton.