As the son of a mother, it is very difficult to call everyone in the Astros organization involved in this a cunt, but here goes.

I am disgusted that Danny McBride was not floated as a Trebek-replacement candidate.

Stoolie, probably. 

How many drinks was Finebaum away from calling Clark uppity? Half a White Claw?

THIS CAN ONLY END WELL AND I WOULD LIKE TO BUY MORE STOCK PLEASE AND THANK YOU

You’re forgetting McConnell’s standing narrative: “I don’t want to and you can’t make me.” For anything. You don’t need to know anything other than this, and thinking any deeper is an exercise in equal parts futility and frustration.

Look at this ball-sniper right here. 

This is the most relatable I’ve ever felt to an NBA player. 

Instead of lighting a candle I’m boiling an unseasoned chicken breast. Much love Mr. Magary, speedy recovery thoughts to you.

Weren’t these the same people trying to emasculate Ford a few years ago for their ‘man-step’? Huh.  

The lesson, as always: Don’t stay out until 2am. 

Five minutes ago I didn’t know who Will Cain was. Those were simpler, greener, more innocent times. I’ll look back on them fondly.

I still don’t think the Vontae Davis got enough news with how fast the cycle goes now. Retiring at halftime will never not be an all-time insane and hilarious sports story.

Trust the process

Damn

Are they in Asheville? If not, may need to add a third. Otherwise, list is +1.

Being tasked to compile a Nathan Peterman hype video sounds like a vicious intern-hazing ritual. 

Can’t believe Drew missed the obvious Springsteen fans/Peter King tie-in. 

I was almost hit by a forklift when I visited Tsukiji. There was something very refreshing about consequences to being an unobservant, dumbass tourist amid a bustling commercial scene to which I was unwelcome.

Great write-up. I know fuck-all about the UFC, but I’ll be finding a TV for the match this weekend and definitely rooting for this man.