This is my least favorite part of celebrities dying (Besides, you know, the dying.) How he died isn’t any of my goddamn business.

Jehovah’s Witnesses do not refuse standard medical care. The only procedures they refuse are blood transfusions. I was raised as one.

And here is our mascot.

She is our Nerd Queen.

And sometimes Margaret likes to throw caution to the wind and combine her two hobbies:

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

So basically, if she’d just hung around the car napping with her cat she would have been saved a lot sooner...

Based on some of the comments and posts I’ve seen transpeople make on Jezebel and many other places? Things I’ve heard said by them in discussions?

They found the cat first. :)

WAIT, is the dog and cat okay? I mean woo, go human. BUT THE ANIMALS.

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

The ghost of Gene Siskel thanks you!

Siskel & Ebert, maybe? Because Roger was Ebert.

maybe lu can use her bounty to help a sister out

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

I’m rolling my eyes because this is ridiculous. I’m rolling my eyes because I have to. I’m rolling my eyes because your comment is dismissive and sad. I hope you develop the human empathy you need.

I really have to say I think the ‘beggin’ strips’ joke and accompanying picture for this article are crass. These are terrible things that have happened to real people. I can’t imagine if a man had killed his wife in this manner that anyone on this site would be wise cracking.

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

Surely you can smuggle some in? The nursing home my mom used to volunteer at had this bullshit no booze policy, and all one of the ladies (in her 90s, no family around) there wanted for Christmas was a nice bottle of red wine. You can bet we made that happen for her.

I dunno i get it tho